Sleep might be optional with a baby, but sarcasm is mandatory. This hoodie is the uniform for every bleary-eyed, coffee-chugging parent who’s embracing the “awake is my new normal” lifestyle.
Made with cozy, soft fabric (to cradle your sleep-deprived soul) and featuring a kangaroo pocket big enough for your emergency snack stash, it’s here to support you through every “Did I even sleep last night?” moment. Whether you’re running on fumes at the grocery store or pretending not to yawn through playdates, this hoodie has you covered.
Product features
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience - Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appeal - Made from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester - Ethically sourced materials ensure sustainable production.
Care instruction - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
