Because let’s be honest—if parenthood had a catchphrase, this would be it. Our "What the Fuck!" hoodie, adorned in whimsical pink font and sparkles, is your go-to attire for those jaw-dropping moments when the toddler has redecorated the walls with yogurt or the baby decides 2 a.m. is party time.
Crafted with ultra-cozy fabric and a kangaroo pocket big enough for snacks (or a wine bottle—we don’t judge), this hoodie is your sarcastic armor against the chaos. Perfect for wearing while you sip cold coffee, step on Legos, and question how this became your life.
Parenthood: it’s messy, exhausting, and full of surprises—and this hoodie gets it. Wear it proudly, sparkles and all. ✨Product features
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
Width, in
20.08
22.05
24.02
25.98
27.99
29.92
Length, in
27.17
27.95
29.13
29.92
31.10
31.89
Sleeve length from center back, in
33.50
34.50
35.50
36.50
37.50
38.50
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience - Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appeal - Made from a cozy blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester - Ethically sourced materials ensure sustainable production.
Care instruction - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
